| Song Length |
3:38 |
Genre |
Unique - Comedy, Rock - New Wave |
| Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Delighted, Exultant |
Subject |
Ass, Sexual Fantasy |
| Similar Artists |
Kraftwerk, Circle Jerks |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
Baby let me be your beef thermometer
I can tell you when yous ready
Take your temperature
I put me in your roast when your roast is close to done
Baby call me on ze pager
We can make some fun
Make some fun
Welcome to mein office
Please removing of your pants
It is time for checkup
Time to make ze anus dance
My thermometer is clean
I just rubbed it on some plants
Be glad you make appointment at least three months in advance
Dip it into ze tip of z schwanson
Get it in there good
We be checking of ze meat
We make temperature from heat
Put your legs in ze stirrups on ze bed
My assistant will shave your pubis hair
Put your legs in ze stirrups on ze bed
My assistant will shave your pubis hair
We be checking on ze meat
We take temperatures from heat
We be checking on ze meat ze meat ze meat yeah
COCK-A-DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!