Story Behind The Song

When the American Election was going on, it was said the the "hockey mom" vote was one of the most important vote to capture. That made us want to write a song about that particular demographic, hailing them as the game changers that they are.

Song Description

The tale of a woman who grew up to be the ultimate hockey mom.

Lyrics

1972 how could she forget
She had a ponytail and she played ringette
And when Canada beat the Soviet
She had a crush on Esposito.
She was good enough for hockey but they made her stop
So she became and accountant and she married a cop
And as for kids well she had a crop
Â...cause her husband had a big libido
Saturday morning put the kids in the van
Yeah she drives to the arena and she sits in the stands
SheÂ's not a third stringer sheÂ's the openinÂ' line
She can spot your five hole from the blue line
Hock-hock-hockey moms hockey moms rule the world
SheÂ's got a blue satin jacket
She does the bottle drive route
She dented her garage door
Teaching her daughter to shoot
Well JennyÂ's a grinder who can go to the boards
Yeah and SallyÂ's a defenseman who knows how to score
SheÂ's not a third stringer sheÂ's the openinÂ' line
She can spot your five hole from the blue line
Hock-hock-hockey moms hockey moms rule the world
SheÂ's sippinÂ' her Tim Hortons
Yeah she can see her breath
SheÂ's yellinÂ' at them to hustle
SheÂ's mouthinÂ' off at the ref
Well we could beat the team from PatÂ's Radiator
If we had a defence and one good skater
SheÂ's not a third stringer sheÂ's the opening line
She can spot your five hole from the blue line
SheÂ'll take you to the boards with a hit from behind
Take a five-minute major for a chance to unwind
Hock-hock-hockey moms hockey moms rule
Hock-hock-hockey moms hockey moms rule
Hock-hock-hockey moms hockey moms rule the world.