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WHAT KIND OF MILK COMES FROM A PURPLE COW?

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IF YOU GET PLAIN MILK FROM A PLAIN WHITE COW
AND YOU GET CHOCOLATE FROM A DARK BROWN COW
CARAMEL MILK COMES FROM A LIGHT BROWN COW
I HAVE GOT SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU NOW

DOES STRAWBERRY MILK COME FROM A SUNBURNT COW?
AND WHAT KIND OF MILK COMES FROM A BLACK COW?
'COS LIQUORICE FLAVOURED MILK SOUNDS YUCK TO ME
AND THERE'S ONE MORE PROBLEM YOU WILL SEE

WHEN I WAS OUT DRIVING I SAW A PURPLE COW
SHE WAS STANDING IN A PADDOCK
SHE WAS EATING MULTI COLOURED GRASS AND SHE SMILED AND WINKED AT ME
WE HAD A CONVERSATION WHILE WE SIPPED AT GREEN TEA

WHEN THE MILK TRUCK COMES THE MILK IS ALL THE SAME
AND COWS NEED MILKING EVEN WHEN IT RAINS
BUT WHAT KIND OF MILK COMES FROM A PURPLE COW?
WHY PURPLEBERRY! YOU SHOULD TASTE IT NOW

NOW PLAIN WHITE COWS AND DARK BROWN COWS
AND CARAMEL COWS AND PLAIN BLACK COWS
ALL THE MILK THEY GIVE IS JUST THE SAME
AND NOBODY'S SEEN A PINK COW
DOES STRAWBERRY MILK COME FROM A COW?
SO I WILL KEEP MY PURPLE COW
'COS PURPLEBERRY MILK IS WHAT THEY MAKE