Lyrics

If I had a car I would drive you oh so far
If I had a plane I'd fly you all the way to Spain
Or we could walk, give us lots of time to talk
But baby if you want to go insane
You gotta ride my train

Well I drive the engine baby
I'm your engineer
I'll ride your thunder round and back
And everywhere I go
Everybody knows
I always leave behind my tracks

You gotta ride my train
Ride my train
You're gonna ride my train
Well baby if you want to go insane
Don't you know you gotta ride my train

Well I'm the conductor
Can I check your baggage please
You want to hear my whistle pull my cord
Just step inside
You're in for the ride of your life
You'll know what I mean when I yell "All aboard"

Well I ride the rails you know
I've got a one-track mind
It gets derailed along the way
You won't be coming back
You've got a one-way ticket ma'am and I
I know exactly how you're gonna pay