Song Length |
4:19 |
Genre |
Unique - Waltz |
Lyrics
Saturday evening Gala affair
Please RSVP if you plan to be there
I?m so excited that I?ve been invited to preen like a queen at the ball
I first make a trip to my favorite store
Handbags and high heels and dresses galore
I try several gowns in my usual size but not one of them fit me at all
CHORUS
I?m not a small anymore
I have to admit I?ve been living a lie
My buttons all pop, below and up top, and I? can?t get the rest of this zipper to close
I?m not a small anymore
And even the medium feels kind of snug
So sorry to say but I?m on my way to
Large
I can get wrinkles, I can turn gray
I don?t mind prunes or the scent of Ben Gay
I?m not afraid of mood swings and hot flashes?they won?t last forever they say
But there?s one thing of aging I hadn?t planned
My figure's expanding beyond my command
I?ve been rather lax wearing comfort top jeans without checking to see what I weigh
CHORUS
I?m not a small anymore
I have to confess I?ve been living in pain
I?ve been in denial, perhaps for awhile, and it?s time that I donate those suits to Good Will
I?m not a small anymore
And even the medium feels kind of snug
So sorry to say but I?m on my way to
Large
CHORUS
I?m not a small anymore
I have to admit I?ve been living a lie
My buttons all pop, below and up top, and I? can?t get the rest of this zipper to close
I?m not a small anymore
And even the medium feels kind of snug
So sorry to say but I?m on my way to
Large
Saturday evening, Gala affair
For Weight Watchers members--Yes I plan to be there