Lyrics

I never told you this before
But I?m in love with Christiane Amanpour
I see her talking on the news
Sometimes the Muslims, sometimes the Jews
I think she?s looking right at me
Of course I know that it is just a TV
She is so pretty and so smart
Please don?t let my unpaid cable bill
Keep us apart

So what country is she from
She seems so bright I seem so dumb
She?s always on when does she sleep?
We?d never make it with the hours she keeps
Is she awake? is she afraid?
Another military raid
She is so pretty and so smart
Please don?t let my unpaid cable bill
Keep us apart

BRIDGE
Christiane Amanpour
You?re the one I?m waiting for
If they take my cable box
I will cry for you
Christiane Amanpour
Please be careful, Mi amore
When the bombs mess up your hair
You better get the heck out of there


My friends tell me that it?s wrong
To watch the cable news all day long
There?s really nothing I can do
To be informed I must wait for you
But if my payment?s late again
They?ll cut my channels back to 3, 6, and 10 (and 12!)
She is so pretty and so smart
Please don?t let my unpaid cable bill
Keep us apart