Story Behind The Song

I carried the phrase "e-mail from a female" around in my head for about five years before I finaly wrote this song.

Song Description

This captures one of the most well-publicized types of crime in America: Internet sex and child predators. We listen to the predator proclaim his delight with his good fortune, and we laugh as he goes down swinging.

Lyrics

VERSE:
Turn on my computer, looking for love
Then I notice, Lord above

CHORUS:
I got an e-mail from a female
I got an e-mail from a female
I got an e-mail from a female
Maybe she?ll be the one

VERSE:
Open it up, wop-boom-bam
Praying so hard that it ain?t spam

CHORUS:
I got an e-mail from a female
I got an e-mail from a female
I got an e-mail from a female
Maybe she?ll be the one

VERSE:
It ain?t spam, it?s a girl named Gwen
Asking me do I wanna I.M.

CHORUS
I got an e-mail from a female
I got an e-mail from a female
I got an e-mail from a female
Maybe she?ll be the one

VERSE:
How old you, baby?
She says: Sixteen
Deep in my pants
I?m starting to scream
I wanted to text: ?How ?bout sex??
But I held back
I'm cooler than that

CHORUS
I got an e-mail from a female
I got an e-mail from a female
I got an e-mail from a female
She gonna be the one

INSTRUMENTAL

VERSE:
She wants to meet
Santa Monica Pier
Only five minutes away from here

CHORUS:
I got an e-mail from a female
I got an e-mail from a female
I got an e-mail from a female
Maybe she?ll be the one

VERSE:
We meet at dusk
But where?s my prize?
Then somebody shouts:
?F.B.I !!!?

CHORUS:
I got an e-mail from a female
I got an e-mail from a female
I got an e-mail from a female
But I got stung tonight

REFRAIN:
Whoooooooo
I got stung tonight
Whoooooooo
Got stung tonight
Whooooooooo
Got stung tonight
Whooooooo
Got stung tonight
I got stung tonight
Stung all night long?