Song Description

Letting off steam about smoke

Lyrics

DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD HE?S THE BIGGEST THING IN SIGHT
DON?T TRY TO OVERTAKE UNLESS YOU?RE LOOKING FOR A FIGHT
HIS WINDOWS ARE ALL TINTED COS HE?S TOO COOL TO BE SEEN
AND HE?S GOT NO BADGES ON THE BACK TO TELL YOU WHERE HE?S BEEN


HE?S BURNING UP PETROLEUM LIKE IT?S GOING OUT OF STYLE
IT TAKES FOUR TIMES AS MUCH AS YOU FOR HIM TO MOVE A MILE
HE DOESN?T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THAT GLOBAL WARMING STUFF
HE ?S PAID HIS DUES SO HE CAN USE WHAT HE THINKS IS ENOUGH


BIG WEELS, BIG MOTOR, BIG MAN
THERE?S NOWHERE IN THE WORLD HE CAN?T DRIVE TO IF HE WANTS TO
YOU CAN BET YOUR LIFE HE?S GOING TO DRIVE THERE JUST BECAUSE HE CAN
BIG WHEELS, BIG MOTOR, HE?S A BIG MAN


SITTING UP INSIDE THAT TANK HE?S SAFE AS HE CAN BE
BUT THERE?S NOTHING TO FEEL BIG ABOUT AS FAR AS I CAN SEE
HE?S GOT AIR CONDITIONING TO MAKE SURE HE IS COOL
BUT WHILE HE?S CRUISING LIKE A KING I THINK HE?S LOOKING LIKE A FOOL


IN SPITE OF EVERYTHING HE READS HE NEVER SEEMS TO LEARN
AND SATELLITE POSITIONING WILL TELL HIM WHERE TO TURN
EVERY NOW AND THEN HE PUTS HIS FOOT DOWN TO THE FLOOR
HE?S ALWAYS SO EXCITED WHEN HE HEARS THAT ENGINE ROAR


I THINK HIS CHELSEA TRACTOR IS A STUPID THING TO DRIVE
BUT HE THINKS WE?RE JUST JEALOUS WHEN WE SEE HIM ROLLING BY
HE HAS TO HAVE A CAR THAT BIG TO FIT HIS SHOPPING IN
HE SAYS ?SINCE WHEN WAS BEING COMFORTABLE SUPPOSED TO BE A SIN??

SHOWING OFF THE STUFF HE?S GOT IS WHAT HE HAS TO DO
AND IT?S YOUR LUCKY DAY BECAUSE HE?S SHOWING OFF TO YOU
HE THINKS THAT SMALL IS BEAUTIFUL WON?T GET YOU VERY FAR
AND THAT THE SIZE OF WHAT YOU DRIVE JUST SHOWS THE SIZE OF MAN YOU ARE

BIG WEELS, BIG MOTOR, BIG MAN etc.