Lyrics

oh those gypsies in vermillion make me wanna leave my house. and those jocks i go to school with get me talking so much shit. and i've seen guys pull down their pants in philly in new orleans. and i've seen girls take off their shirts in the woods of oregon. and i wanna be their clothes. if i still won't mop the floor, it might piss my roommate off. if i never masturbate again, it might piss my body off. but i'm not the kinda kid who listens to anger. if i want to be a sourpuss, that's just what i'll do. and i'm not a square peg. and i'm not without legs. and i'm gonna fit everywhere.