Lyrics

I used to knock `em back one after the other
Whiskey, wine or beer it didn?t even matter
My friends who be millionaires if I paid `em what I owed `em
I took my wild oats and I went out and sowed `em

(chorus)

But now I?m
Non-alcoholic, whatever you wanna call it
Been at the party for way too long
Non-alcoholic, whatever you wanna call it
Now do me right cuz I?m done doing wrong

I used to wake up bout a half past day
I?d stay in bed until the pain went away
Get up and sit there like a bump on a log
`til I could get a little hair of the dog

(repeat chorus)

(bridge)

You?re so a-cute and babe I?m fighting back the chronic
You?ll have a Virgin Mary, I?ll just have a tonic
No more cheating babe, and no more lies
I called Jack Daniels and I said my goodbyes

(lead)

Look out the window it?s a brand new day
The sun don?t hurt my eyes in quite the same way
Just goes to show you that it?s never too late
I think I might go out and celebrate
But wait?
But wait?
But wait!

I?m a??

(repeat chorus)
(repeat chorus)