Song Description

Poor little rich man.

Lyrics

I got two Cadillacs a Lexus and a Mercedes Benz
You might as well say
I got more cars than I got friends
Spread the news
Sometimed the winner
is the on who has to lose
I had so much money I didn't know what to do
I go the six-figure Blues

I wanted more excitement
that's how I got into this mess
Now I'm facing an indictment
by the I.R.S.
I need to go on a cruise
find some new substance to abuse
my feet are aching in these three hundred and sixty five dollar shoes
I got the six figure blues

(Bridge)
My wife spends all her time at the Country club and the spa
There's a rumor going round she bought the tennis pro
a brand new car
I confronted her about this dude she's been seein'
She said shut up sucker
or you'll be in chapter 13

My in-ground swimming pool
is filling up with leaves
my million dollar mansion
is just another hangout for thieves
too many work crews
for my fine ole lady to amuse
They're tracking through my house
with them dirty construction shoes
I got the six figure blues

(Bridge)
I went to see my lawyer
to try to avoid a trial
he said "You need to see a psciatrist. I think you're in denial"
I went to see my doctor
for some medicinal relief
That's when I found out
he was nothing but a cold-blooded thief

I e-mailed my old girlfriend
just to say I love you
She sent me back an ainstant message
"balance overdue"
I feel abused
I think I'm about to blow a fuse
I'm so tired of being everybody's
ATM to use
I got the six figure blues

My future seems so bleak to me
what happened to my power?
My children hardly speak to me unless I pay them by the hour
I'm confused
What more do I have to prove?
their irreverent behavior
simply cannot be excused
I got the six figure blues