Lyrics

Kalvin

Can you recall the first time
Cousin Kalvin came to town?
He stole your old mans car
And he tried to run us down
Insult to injury should be his middle name
The guys a walking nightmare
And I know you feel the same
So?..

Chorus:
Don?t bring Kalvin to the Party
Lets just avoid the stress
You know the guys a mess


Then there?s that incident
Late last Friday night
Hookers, handguns, PCP
And the devil in his eyes
You can take this as a warning
Or maybe a threat
Get him locked away
Before someone ends up dead
So?..

Chorus:
Don?t Bring Kalvin to the Party
My folks will scream and cuss
So lets not mess this up
No!
Don?t Bring Kalvin to the Party
The guys an open sore
I won?t say it no more


Loser, Trouble, Problem Child
Liar, Cheat, Pedafile
Dirty, Creep, Sex and Sass
Rapist, Drunk, give him gas!

Repeat Chorus


© 2005 Rick Saunders/Jeff Forrest