Story Behind The Song

I can't watch TV without getting pissed at the shit they shove down your throat calling it "art" or "entertainment." I can't listen to the radio to these fuckin' no-talent hacks playing soulless music for a soulless audience. If there's no passion involved in what you're doing. QUIT.

Song Description

I hate Brittney Spears. I hate Jessica Simpson. I hate her sister. I hate "Pop-country". I hate anything YOU do because other people are doing it making it look REALLY cool on MTV. FUCK MTV!

Lyrics

What's the new fad
Where do I sign
What is the new fad
Can I find it online

It's all the rage to lose weight you gotta try it
Firms up your abs in under two weeks
Makes all the hot little girlies flock to ya
And makes your penis much much bigger
I found it online while browsing porno
It really works check out these testimonials
The online quiz told me I was meant to be a leader
I love Britney Spears and Pdiddy

What's the new fad
Where do I sign
What is the new fad
I know I'll find it online

Click one banner ad and I'm a rock star
Click another I can sleep with mothers
A new religion praising digital images
I'll look like that in another two weeks
I found it online while browsing porno
It really works check out these testimonials
One hundred percent money back guaranty
How could I go wrong

I can't help myself when I
Hear about another miracle
Pill, book, diet, pop star
I just wanna fit in

What's the new fad
Where do I sign
What is the new fad
I know I'll find it online

Soulless acts, baggy pants, body piercing
Britney Spears, MC Hammer, Puff Daddy
Smelly hippies, mind tripping, gold teething

Ska bands, grunge bands, swingin' sixties
Fred Durst, Sean Combs, Parachute pants
Britney Spears, MC Hammer, Rob Van Winkle

Electroshock therapy is your savior
Kill all the stupid shit that you've been told to savor
Electroshock therapy is your savior

Go buy the new fad