Story Behind The Song

So many horror stories of myspace dates that it was just time to put this one together.

Song Description

Pop, Punk, and elctronic all meld together with an intense vocal delivery to explain a not so enchanting evening for a couple who met on myspace. This is the worst case scenario and devolves to the point of the poor guy getting maced and begging his large date to call 911.

Lyrics

I bought you dinner (You're not naked)
I wore a tie (You're not naked)
Opened up the door for you (You're not naked)
Least you could do is be naked right now

We chatted for two months on myspace
You've got a cute face
Never mentioned that you were a hundred and eighty pounds overweight
Finally asked you on a date
You said Don't be late, this is fate
I'll be the girl in the tight blue dress
I can't wait to see what's next

When I see you I'm like WOW
That dress is huge, motherfuckers' still tight though
But it's been about ten years since the last time I knocked them boots all night

I bought you dinner (You're not naked)
I wore a tie (You're not naked)
Opened up the door for you (You're not naked)
Least you could do is be naked right now

Your body is the reason for the close up headshots
And the talk about your love of food (Yum)
Your handle on myspace is hottie202 but it should be moo, moo, moo

I bought you dinner (You're not naked)
I wore a tie (You're not naked)
Opened up the door for you (You're not naked)
Least you could do is be naked right now
You are the winner (You're kinda hostile)
You brought your mace (You're kinda hostile)
Opened up a can on me (You're kinda hostile)
Least you could do is call 911 right now

(We're gonna need a doctor here...stat)

My bad
I apologize
I was wrong
I'm sorry

I thought we had something special when I caught your eye from across the room. I guess I misread your body language. And who woul've known that rohipnol would have no effect on you? Three sheets to the wind, four rufies down and you're still not naked. It's 2 AM and I thought you wanted it.)

I bought you dinner (You're not naked)
I wore a tie (You're not naked)
Opened up the door for you (You're not naked)
Least you could do is be naked right now