Lyrics

put me up on a podium
and ladies take a listen
if you've lost your mind stop calling me
who gave you permission
i guess i forgot it was 9 o clock
i was supose to call you back
besides how you feel it's not ok
to break in to my house
too bad mellisa's never happy
and molly tried to trap me
katie she hates all of my friends
lina tried to follow me
all the way to cali
and Christine 300 text a day aint enough

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Crazy Crazy Crazy
women are
Crazy Crazy Crazy



at my favorite restraunt
waitress coments on my shirt
you scream at me to pay the bill
and called the girl a whore
I guess i forgot there's some things that
women cant resist
when emotions get the best of them
i add them to this list
just like
Cassie, she faked cancer and soon became a striper
and Gabbie never leaves her bad boyfriends
Rocelle got guys to jump me
and Heather wont stop drinking
and kristine you get mentioned twice because you're



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oh that bitch she's on hunder percent
she's got a top game
even at the moment of cryst
she said that i was her man and she was my girl
and together we would rule the whole damn world
thats absurd thats what I said
I thought she was drunk
speech it was slurred
but when she got up man
she walked with a slump
everytime I caught her man i swear she was trained
and that was all in the matter of some simple champagne
logic is irrelevent
see their lying for the hell of it
she took my favorite pair of jeans
just because they smelled like me


chorus
( but I love it, love it)