Story Behind The Song
lyrics are self explanatory in regard to internet dating
Song Description
Internet dating
| Song Length |
3:43 |
Genre |
Rock - Classic, Rock - Progressive Rock |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Welcoming, Enchanting |
Subject |
Searching for Love, Sexual Fantasy |
| Similar Artists |
Aerosmith, Steely Dan |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
Too busy being lonely
Only thing I know to do now
Post myself a personal ad
If I'm gonna find a sweetheart
I'd better be a dreamboat
Or else I'm just an internet cad
So now I'm reading thru the recent
Long term and indecent
Ads from women looking for a man
I'm gonna be a ringer
Write an ad to fling her
Certain I would soon understand
What makes a woman swoon
What makes a woman swing
And once we'd meet
First I'd then treat her fantasy
She'd not even slap my face
All the time
My tongue was in her cheek
To feed her pique with laughter
Reciprocating her embrace
And if I'm a nut job
She'll be a head case
And once we'd meet
First I'd then treat her fantasy
She'd not even slap my face
All the time
My tongue was in her cheek
To feed her pique with laughter
Reciprocating her embrace
So I'm a nut job
And she's a head case