Song Description

Alcohol was involved

Lyrics

Well I woke up yesterday in an unfamiliar bed
Rolled right over on my side and almost lost my head
There was someone lying there I'd never seen before
So I poked her in the arm; she said "What did you do that for?"
I've come to the conclusion
I'm suffering delusions
But I do seem to remember
Someone yelling out "last call."
So I guess I've got to face the fact that
Alcohol Was Involved.

Well I headed down the road in my favorite rig
Next thing I remember I was lying in a ditch
I woke up with my horses licking me on my face
My buggy, it was broken up all over the place
The officer was staring at the clothes I was not wearing
A scene so compromising, can u picture it at all?
I guess I'm guilty as I'm charged,
Alcohol Was Involved.

Oh I don't know where I got that tatt,
I sure don't know no gal named Pat
That boat out back can't be mine
'Specially not called Valentine
Now how'd that Harley get in my yard, and
who maxed out my credit cards
Those 12 guitars, where they from?
A sliver-plated set of drums?
I sense a pattern forming here;
I sure could use an ice cold beer
But maybe now I'm thinking that
ain't so smart at all
'Cause there just aint' no telling
when Alcohol is involved..

Now I was out back grilling, I was grilling up a storm
I heard somebody yellin', "Hey, is that you Norm?"
I know that ain't my name but I answered by and by
Around the corner came some kid, she looked me in the eye, she said
"Now don't you take this too bad, but Momma says you're my dad"
So I check her over real good
A chip off this old hardwood
I guess I got to face the fact that
Alcohol Was Involved