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RUGBY THE CAT

My cat is weird
My cat is fat
My cat's annoying
Bad luck 'cause he's black
If he crosses yout path
He'll chew on your toes
Who knows?

My cat needs help
He's sick in the head
He thinks he's human
That's weird, so I've read
But cat shrinks are expensive
Cost more than the vet
He seems to think
That I am his pet

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Oh, cat
Get off of the piano please
It's hard to play when you're on
The piano keys
Oh cat, oh cat
You're givin' me allergies
And I do believe I've got your fleas

My cat gets moody
When he doesn't eat
He wants some cat food
Or a piece of lunch meat
And if I don't feed him
He won't be so sweet
He'll sit on my face
When I try to sleep

My cat has teeth
My cat has claws
He knows how to use them if I give him cause
If I rub his belly
he'll use his paws
But he will not use them to give me applause

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Rugby the cat
Playin' the piano
Rugby the cat
Watchin' the Sci-Fi Channel
Rugby the cat
Gettin' on the dinner table
Rugby the cat

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