Lyrics

*Original
Super Zero

My life is anything but normal
At least that's what normal people say
Turns out flying and shooting lasers scares everyone that might have been my friend
That explains my lack of friends
And super strength it has it's uses
But those uses go so far
Like pulling my car out of the ditch and carrying heavy weights
But that's about it

I'm a super hero and I'm not the one that you want and I'm not that one that you need
I'm a super zero but I'm all you got and If you don't like it I can just leave

It's hard to find super villains
When the bad all have guns
And as it turns guns can kill me Which is pretty sad
Least in my kind of work
Which by the way that reminds me
The pay in this job ain't so great
Not that I ever ask for any but come on what I do is pretty cool
Least I used to think so
I'm a super hero and I'm not the one that you want and I'm not that one that you need
I'm a super zero but I'm all you got and If you don't like it I can just leave