Song Description

an award-winning satire and drinking song that takes a lighthearted poke at the character & presidency of George W. Bush

Lyrics

"When you can claim a small, personal victory for yourself...
Take a cookie from the jar with little risk or need of stealth... heh, heh... and if you have some tricky plans that can insure your future wealth, I'd say, 'Not bad... not bad at all...'
If you can grab it, then dag-nabit... grab it all!"

(Jake: ~ I love you, George...)
God love ya, G. Dub'ya... you're the reason I began to drink I really think...
(Jake: ~ I wrote a song about it...)
God love ya, G. Dub'~ ya promised us Osama then you blinked... nudge, nudge, wink, wink?
Why not just call up Bin and ask him, "How'ya been..?"
He's off the map, we're in Iraq with not a chance of turning back...
(Jake: ~ God help us!)
God love ya, G. Dub'ya... you're the reason I began to drink...
(Jake: ~ Our future stinks... but I still love you, George!)
God love ya, G. Dub'ya... say a prayer ~ it's later than you think...
(Jake: ~ I need a drink...)
(Ralph: ~ Our glasses raised to Mister...)
Tom Delay ~ 'cause they're sure to get away with all the graft, corruption and obstruction...
(Jake: ~ 'cause it's "pay to play...")

GW ~ "It's not that bad... 'not bad at all...'
But jus' be wary how ya vote and who ya call... heh, heh..."

(Jake: ~ Bartender... pour!)
God love ya, G. Dub'ya... truth be told, our nation's on the brink...
(Jake: ~ Our future stinks... but I still love you, George...)
God love ya, G. Dub'ya... say a prayer ~ it's later than you think... nudge, nudge, wink, wink..?
Remember when Katrina waved?
Well, heck... you really saved the day with so much tact, so quick to act when FEMA didn't have our backs...

"Well, I looked at all the facts..."
"Those levees should have stayed intact..."
"...and The Guard is in Iraq 'cause we're still under attack..."
"...now, about those wire taps..."
"I don't remember trying crack..."
"...don't know no lobbyists named Jack..."
"One of my best friends is black..."
"Tell the U.N. 'bite my ass...'"
"If you don't need it... don't buy gas..."
"We don't know how long it might last..."
"...might have to institute the draft..."
"We don't torture Democrats..."
"Ya'all are living in the past..."
"We're not that bad... not bad at all..."
"A few folks are mad... that's not my fault..."
"We're not that bad... not bad at all..."
"I'm not that bad... not bad at all..."
"Now, if ya wanna talk 'bad' ~ Dick's aim is bad... heh, heh..."
"...and Karl's like my dad but he's fat and bald..."

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