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Ernie Wormy tall skinny and squirmy
You tried to learn me, not to play with girls, or my sisters.
You taught me how to shoot a BB gun,
at bumble bee?s and how to run
when the ricochet hit Brandon and ring around the world.
Who?s bears are out tonight, noogies knee boppers and Kung fu fights
Saturday morning cartoon delights and the super suffocation song.

Ernie wormy tall skinny and squirmy
you tried to learn me Brown hair is better than blonde.

I grew into your paper route, Atari games and became an eagle scout.
I tell you brother there is no doubt you are the only reason I ever wore pink.
Take me back to yesterday the frisbee flyer and keep away,
Howard Jones and croquet and how not to kiss a girl.

Yes Ernie wormy tall skinny and squirmy
it?s about time you showed me, how to find a girl.

Now I wish you happiness, lots of children and married bliss
I always knew it would come to this in our topsy turvy world
now I know you?ll teach your children how to live in the millennium
how to love and share someone and how to find a girl
Your Ernie Wormy Tall skinny and squirmy I just hope now you?ll let me
find my own surly girl.