Song Description
Picture From the Grammys
Everyone who has ever played music has run into this character. He/she?s that one utterly impossible person who always breaks up any band. ? What can you do but poke a little harmless fun?
| Song Length |
4:12 |
Genre |
Latin - Tropical, Country - Contemporary |
| Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
Mood |
Disconcerted, Annoyed |
| Subject |
Fools, Arrogance |
Language |
English |
Lyrics
He?ll Send Us His Picture From the Grammys
By Millard 6.30.03
He?s the best player in the history of the world!
He?s greater than great, a genuine pearl!
How do we know? ?Cause he told us so.
He?s not afraid his own horn to blow.
If you miss a note, or lose your time
He?ll jump up and down, make ya pay a fine.
You better be quick, you better be fast
Cause if you aren?t, he?ll have your ?.
He?ll send us his picture from the Grammys
He?s a legend in his own time!
He?ll send us his picture from the Grammys
With all the stars standin? in line.
Frustrated preacher who?d squirt you with a hose.
Coulda been a contender who?d hit?cha in the nose.
Quoting the Bible but never went to school.
Looking in a pawnshop for the Golden Rule.
He?ll send us his picture from the Grammys
He?s a legend in his own time!
He?ll send us his picture from the Grammys
With all the stars standin? in line.
He?s gonna go on TV at the Grammys
He?s gonna tell ?em where they can go.
Why they?re all just a bunch of wankers
Compared to his co-loss-al Ego.
He?ll send us his picture from the Grammys
He?s a legend in his own mind!
He?ll send us his picture from the Grammys
With all the stars kissin? his behind?.
c. 2003, by MBD Enterprises. All Rights Reserved. ASCAP