Story Behind The Song

No story - it's a fact!

Song Description

My wife is always reminding me of what I'm forgetting.

Lyrics

I Can?t Remember $#!+
10/17/06
© 2006
Jeff Lowder

When I can?t recall a face or name,
And that?s most of the time,
I?ll hear my dear wife, What?s-Her-Name,
Say I?ve aged like milk, not wine.
And though that hurts my feelins,
I?ll fergive and I?ll fergit.
What seems to help the healin?
Is? I can?t remember _______

?The Stud? she called me way back then,
I never failed to please.
But now the hardest thing, is when
I have to find my keys.
Or recallin? in the bathroom
If I came to stand or sit.
I?m in there four times every night,
But I can?t remember _______

I came home from a shopping trip,
My wife burst into tears.
I?d bought a bag of Puppy Chow--
Old Buck?s been dead for years!
Time has been less than kind to me,
Swear I?ve lost half my wit.
Don?t trust me with the groceries
I can?t remember?

Well, that?s my story up ?til now.
Have I said this before?
(My wife says I repeat myself.
I swear she?s keepin? score!)
If all we have is memories,
I might as well just quit.
?Cause I?ve got C.R.S. disease-
I Can?t Remember?
?Cause I?ve got C.R.S. disease-
Yeah, I Can?t Remember?