Story Behind The Song
SAW THE MOVIE CHERRY 2000, APPLIED CONCEPT TO "IF IT WAS ME" WHAT WOULD HAPPEN.
Song Description
EVEN WHEN ELATED FROM REALISING A FANTASY...REAL LIFE ALWAYS HAD THE LAST WORD.
| Song Length |
4:10 |
Genre |
Blues - Country, Rock - Roots/Rock n' Roll |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
On Cloud Nine, Jovial |
Subject |
Robots, Sexual Fantasy |
| Similar Artists |
Weird Al Yankovic, Elvis Costello |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
I WAS A LONELY LONELY LONELY GUY
NEVER EVER GOT THE EYE
I READ IT ALL FROM SELF-HELP TO SCI-FI
FINALLY FOUND SOMETHING I WANTED TO TRY
FILLED OUT THE FORMS STUDIED THE SPECS
CHOSE A DESIGN & SENT IN MY CHECK
WHEN THE PACKAGE CAME I WAS A NEVERVOUS WRECK
TIL I ASSEMBLED THE ARMS LEGS & NECK
CHORUS:
NOW I GOT A ROBOT LOVER!
OUR LOVE IS STATE OF THE ART
YOU MAY BE ASSUMIN' ITS SO INHUMAN
BUT MY BABYS GOT A REAL GOOD HEART...
ALL THE GUYS ARE JEALOUS BUT THINK ITS COOL
NOW WOMEN HATE US & ACT SO CRUEL
BUT I DONT MIND NO, MOMMA DIDNT RAISE NO FOOL
I TUNE HER UP WITH MY FAVORITE TOOL!
(REPEAT CHORUS)
BRIDGE:
WENT FOR A WALK & IT STARTED TO RAIN
LIGHTNING STRUCK HER RIGHT IN THE BRAIN
HER IS LIGHT UP SHE DIDINT COMPLAIN
BUT EVER SINCE THEN IT HASNT BEEN THE SAME
(SOLO)
STARTED WITH EXCUSES PAINS IN HER HEAD
I GOT SUSPICIOUS WHEN SHE CALLED ME TED
I CAME HOME EARLY & FOUND THEM IN BED
SHE POINTED TO HIS JOY-STICK & THEN SHE SAID...
(REPEAT CHORUS)