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The first time I met Lester was down in Baton Rouge
He could tell you the weather for Friday on Monday afternoon

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Now Lester Lester Lester Gash is dead
Lester Molester, Lester is flat dead

The next time I saw Lester was in jail in Arkansas
He beat up a guy who unzipped his fly and crawled into his men's room stall

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The next time I saw Lester was on network TV
He was speaking in tongues at the top of his lungs while women were washing his feet

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The next time I saw Lester he was crawling on all fours
He'd been abducted by an alien space ship and worn out by alien whores

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I heard about Lester on Tuesday from his brother Earl
He'd been killed by a dude who came unglued 'cus Lester done stolt his girl

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