Half the money and twice the Wife!

Story Behind The Song

A song of humor about a guy that retired and found out that he lives on Half the money and twice the Wife!

Song Length 2:48 Genre Country - Traditional, Country - General
Lead Vocal Duet Male Mood Cheerful
Similar Artists Brad Paisley, Merle Haggard Language English
Era 2000 and later

Lyrics


Work days are over...retired I've come
Rat race is over the time has now come

Chorus
I'm Liv'in on...Half the money and twice the wife
looks like this story... is the rest of my life!

*I Don't remember...much else said...
I just looked to... what was ahead.

I save my pennies...and I save my dimes...
Drink some beer... and have Some goodtimes.


*Honey do this... and honey do that...
don't forget... food for the Cat

help with laundry, dishes and sweep...
she say's clean... I don't say a peep.

*One night she asked me...were I was...
I was, 2 dollars short of gett'in a buzz.

I love her dearly... I ain't no a jerk...
I'm just happy... I don't go to work!

Lyrics Brian D. Wilson Music Brian D. Wilson
Producer Brian D. Wilson Performance Brian D. Wilson
Label Brian D. Wilson

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