Story Behind The Song

Drunken concept. Tried to create one of those happy pub songs you hear. Old british style.

Song Description

The song is about getting drunk and having sex with a large woman.

Lyrics

Lyrics for "Ode To Greenpeace"
I was talking to Ringo the other day, I said, Hey Ringo, What did we used to do after we left the cabin club? He said we'd have a couple of beers and we'd go out and Harpoon a fat bitch.

It's the same in Ireland ya know, we'd go out on a saturday night, you have a couple of Guiness's and you go an Harpoon a fat bitch.

In Scotland it's different you know, you put on yer kilt, you go out, you have a slice of Haggis, then you go and look for the biggest, fat bitch ya can Harpoon.

Crikey mate, check this size of that beached whale.

She's a fat fat bitch wearing lingerie,
Sized XXL and she's on display,
On me king sized bed, where cellulite is spread,
Like thick thick butter, on a small piece of bread,

SAVE A WHALE - HARPOON A FAT BITCH
- Harpoon a fat bitch now.

Oi check that chick in the corner, she looks like she needs a good harpooning, load me gun, load me gun - AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!

Panties like parachutes all up in my face,
Cant catch a breath under her breasts, im lost in this space,
She's my fat bottomed girl, who really rocks my world,
Just wanna park my bike all up in her grill.

GO TO THE PUB AND - HARPOON A FAT BITCH
- Harpoon a fat bitch now.

We would just like to say that no whales were actually harmed during the making of this song.