mr. cork

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Unique - Holiday | BELLWOOD, Illinois, United States
Total Song Plays: 111   
Member Since: 2003
   Last Login: over 30 days ago

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MR. CORK'S TOTALLY OFF THE WALL WHACKED OUT CHRISTMAS SONG'S ARE HILLARIOUSLY FUNNY EVEN IF BY NATURE YOUR A BIG OL' CRAB ASS.
YOU KNOW THAT FRUMPY OL' AUNT IN YOUR FAMILY WHO HAS LOTS OF MONEY AND SAGGY BOOBS....WELL I CAN'T HELP THOSE SAGGY BOOBS BUT IF YOU GIVE HER "MR. CORK'S TOTALLY OFF THE WALL WHACKED OUT CHRISTMAS SONGS" WATCH HER GET ALL GIDDY...WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO SEE HER BIG TOOTHLESS SMILE AS SHE SPITS TINY PEICES OF CORN ON YOUR EYEGLASSES WHEN SHE EXPRESSES HER SINCERE GRATITUDE.....WOULDN'T YOU??? JUST LISTEN TO THE FINE ARTISTRY AND SENSITIVE LYRICS IN THAT BEAUTIFUL BALLAD "DIARRHEA ON CHRISTMAS DAY". TEARS OF JOY CAN BE YOURS JUST BY LISTENING TO THE SONG "ROLL ME A BIG ASS JOINT ON CHRISTMAS DAY"...BUY THESE JEMS BY
GOING TO WWW.CDBABY.COM/MRCORK2 ...YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF AND YOUR TOOTHLESS AUNT...YOU JUST MIGHT BE INCLUDED IN HER WILL...OR YOU'LL END UP WITH HER COLLECTION OF UNUSED BRAS.....WHAT EVER BLOWS YOUR DRESS UP..DU

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