Johnny Stash
Name: Johnny Stash AKA The Fridge AKA Juice Bigelow
Location: Your Mothers House
Catch Phrase: "Hey bitch, what's your number?"
The type to turn a dime into a nickle, Johnny Stash knows no shame, and the morning after, he won't even know your name. This repeat felon's had 'em all, don't matter if they're fat, skinny, short or tall. no ass is too low class for The Stash!
Long walks on the beach with that special somebody? Fuck that! It's a case of beer in the park with the local dirty for this piece of shit!
http://www.myspace.com/johnnystashmusic
Scott Baio Is... 45 & Single
Name: Scott Baio Is... 45 & Single AKA The One Inch Punch Master
Location: Macedonia
Catch Phrase: "Don't fuck around...I'll one inch punch the shit out of you!!"
Rocky Staypuff
Name: Rocky Staypuff
Location: Unknown
Catch Phrase: "Hey lil' girl... want some candy?"
Frankie Fowlmowt
Name: Frankie Fowlmowt AKA "The Rage"
Location: Angerville
Catch Phrase: "Go fuck ya'self