THE THREE STOOGES OF ROCK BEGAN THEIR QUEST FOR EAR BLEEDING, YET SENSUAL AND POETIC MUSIC, IN THE MID 17TH CENTURY USING MOSTLY GLOCKENSCHPIELS AND SPOONS. HAVING DIED AND BEEN REINCARNATED MANY TIMES, THE BAND FOUND THEMSELVES IN BRUSSELS IN 2004. THERE THEY SPILLED THEIR MUSICAL NOODLES ONTO LOTS OF BITS OF PAPER AND RECORDED A FRAGMENT OF IT AS A TEASER, IF YOU WILL, TO ENTICE THE MASSES. HELLO MASSES!

WE ARE SIMPLY KNOWN AS MIKEY MIGUEL (Vox/Guitar), BAZ E BAZ (Vox/Bass) AND NIOL'S WEENEY (Vox/Drums). ALL OF US PLAY AN ESSENTIAL ROLE WITHIN THE BAND, ALTHOUGH MIKEY IS DEFINITELY THE MOST IMPORTANT AND GOOD-LOOKING ONE. BORN ON THE SAME DAY, BAZ AND MIKEY ARE LIKE TWIN BROTHERS, ONLY THEY'RE NOT COS BAZ IS BIGGER, SLIGHTLY OLDER AND SO IS HIS MUM. NOBODY KNOWS WHEN NIOL WAS BORN BUT HE IS IRISH-ISH AND VERY TALL. STOP READING THIS, AND THIS, GO AND LISTEN TO OUR MUSIC WILL YOU! GET AMONGST IT!

HERE'S TO SWIMMIN' WITH BOW-LEGGED WOMEN