MR. CORK'S TOTALLY OFF THE WALL WHACKED OUT CHRISTMAS SONG'S ARE HILLARIOUSLY FUNNY EVEN IF BY NATURE YOUR A BIG OL' CRAB ASS.
YOU KNOW THAT FRUMPY OL' AUNT IN YOUR FAMILY WHO HAS LOTS OF MONEY AND SAGGY BOOBS....WELL I CAN'T HELP THOSE SAGGY BOOBS BUT IF YOU GIVE HER "MR. CORK'S TOTALLY OFF THE WALL WHACKED OUT CHRISTMAS SONGS" WATCH HER GET ALL GIDDY...WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO SEE HER BIG TOOTHLESS SMILE AS SHE SPITS TINY PEICES OF CORN ON YOUR EYEGLASSES WHEN SHE EXPRESSES HER SINCERE GRATITUDE.....WOULDN'T YOU??? JUST LISTEN TO THE FINE ARTISTRY AND SENSITIVE LYRICS IN THAT BEAUTIFUL BALLAD "DIARRHEA ON CHRISTMAS DAY". TEARS OF JOY CAN BE YOURS JUST BY LISTENING TO THE SONG "ROLL ME A BIG ASS JOINT ON CHRISTMAS DAY"...BUY THESE JEMS BY
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How many times can you listen to the same old Christmas Songs and not want to yawn?
“Mr. Cork’s Totally off the Wall Whacked Out Christmas Songs” are as refreshing as getting hit in the face with yellow snow! It sort of brings back old memories doesn’t it?
As long as you kept your mouth shut, it was quite refreshing right?
Well look no further my friend, that same wonderful feeling can be yours again when you purchase this C.D.. Check out the first tune.. “Diarrhea on Christmas Day”, if that doesn’t bring back old memories you’re not from this planet ...You’re smilein’...
You either had sex last night or your shorts are wedged up your bootie…
Or maybe you can relate to this song ...look I’m gonna come right to the point....I’m hoping that you have a great Christmas and you will give your friends and family something that will leave them peeing and slobbering all over themselves, in a good way by the way of laughter. I want to laugh too! I want to laugh my ass off all the way to the bank....errr..I mean...Ok…you caught me...You see my wife thinks I can’t sell any C.D.'S.. The song “A Karaoke Christmas at the Wet Beaver Lounge” had me sleeping on the couch for two weeks...When I was finally allowed back into the bedroom, my Siberian Husky Sky was pissed and growled at my wife all night at our bedroom door. The dog wanted me back out on the couch cuz she missed me. Hell m

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