As the earth spins faster towards oblivion, one hard rock super hero stands alone against the relentless attack from an army of sensitive and painfully bland pop stars as they bare their damaged souls to an over-saturated, snoring populace of jaded and increasingly bored consumers.

In a time of great change in the music industry, it is our pleasure to present to you a new breed of super hero, a man not the least concerned with honor, dignity, humility, manners, integrity, character or decency.

For it takes true and mighty champion, a fierce and relentless foe of sincerity and political correctness to summon the courage to speak his mind no matter who he offends.

It requires a shameless liberator of long lost laughter to rescue the planet from the evils of homogenized, overbearing, pre-packaged entertainment.

Who is this Duke of Decibels, this Guru of Grunge, this Maestro of Metal?

HIS. NAME. IS. MORONICA. AND HE IS HERE TO SWALLOW YOUR SOUL.

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MORONICA BIO

Moronica is a heavy metal maniac on a monsterous musical mission to eradicate Los Angeles of desperate American Idol contestants, annoying Maroon 5 clones and brainless Paris Hilton posers.

Not your typical crime fighter, Moronica must battle a legion of L.A. based "undesireables" - actors, models, musicians, agents, managers, producers, gym freaks, industry suits, skinheads, stoned surfer dudes, pathetic geeks and mean old ladies with his totally tasteless tunes, sonic microphone,
explosive musical weaponry and his fabulously foul belch and
fart powered bio-weapons system!


BACKSTORY:

Maury, a rock 'n roll composer and clerk at Moronic Music is dismayed by the homogenized, overly sincere, faux-sensitive
artists being produced and marketed by the Hollywood talent machine that seems determined to suck forever.

Every band seems to look, and every song seems to sound, well...exactly the same!

Maury yearns to bring his music to the masses, but with the iTunes Store adding 15,000 new tracks a week and every clown
with a Mac and Garageband recording endless amounts of lame and derivative garbage, how is an unknown musical genius
going to ever make it in this screwed up busines?

One day Maury discovers a magic microphone down in the basement of the store and when he sings into it he instantly
transforms into Moronica: The Duke of Decibels, The Guru of Grunge, The Maestro of Metal!

In a micro-second all his dreams are now realized, for there is no power greater than a loud mouth with a microphone, and as Moronica no one can stop him from ascending to the top of Mock 'n Roll Hall of Shame.

He quickly selects his geeky and flatulent guitar tech co-worker Rodney Rump Roast to be his super hero side kick and appropriately names him Sphincter Boy!

Rodney sets out to design the most dangerous musical instruments ever invented, including the Bone Crusher™, an extremely destructive trombone rocket launcher!

Now that his path to fame is mapped out, Moronica quickly puts his band together, hiring six fingered metal guitarist Pinky Ballistic, hearing impaired grunge bassist Dooby Bubonic, synth stroker Techno Hectic, and sickeningly sinister siamese twin drummers Wacki and Smacki Attaki.
Since no serious band would be without roadies to insult and order around, Moronica enlists The McSchleppster Triplets (Stinky, Sticky and Stubby) into hauling around their equipment to every corner of the city as they film over the top music videos and perform illegal, impromptu concerts all across the streets of SoCal.

Along with his sexy and smart twin sister girlfriends Double D. (Delicious and Delectible), Moronica, Sphincter Boy and the band set out to force their unique brand of hard rock comedy onto the jaded and talent starved citizens of L.A.

On his trek to rock 'n roll immortality, Moronica dispenses his unique form of street
justice to anyone who gets in his way as rabid groupies and unruly fans chase him all
over the city and try to rip him to pieces...