5'5"...yeah, I know, that's not what they're asking

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Can bench press Brad Pitt and would love the opportunity to prove it. Lots of awards and kudos for screenplays, tv shows, documentaries and ads. Have worked for Steven Spielberg's Survivors' of the Shoah Foundaton and Phil Donahue. My melody man is Jeff Jacobs of Foreigner/Billy Joel fame. He synthesizes my vocabulary. Check him out online at bigdogbites.com. He's a doll.

Similar Artists

I'm a writer...can't sing a lick...but lyrically, I relate to these...
Alanis before bliss
Gretchen Wilson sans Christmas Lights
Big & Rich & their old stud, Leroy
Brad Paisley with John Mayer
Pink
Julie Roberts
Chely Wright
Foreigner
Toby Keith flippin' off the Dixie Chicks
Dennis Miller's stream of Mensa consciousness

Influences

JOB (KJV) - if you're not religious, skip this one...
Keith Urban's Derriere
Menopause
Kudzu
Ephedrine
Dr. Seuss
e e cummings
Phoebe Buffay and her odorous feline

Bio

Life-wise, I keep hitting Control, Alt, Delete, but the screen never refreshes. (Bridge) The actual story of my life would warrant indie B-Movie lyrics and it'll cost ya'.