Lyrics

When we met at the mall,
You were trying to call your dad.
You?d been shopping since one,
But you still hadn?t done The Gap.

When I passed you that note,
And you read what I wrote, you smiled.
Then we went to the dance ?
I wore my new cargo pants in style.

And I said, ?Please? I?m starting to break out - I thought we could make out.?
But you said, ?Please?I?m done with your punk ass, and I?m late for my math class.?
And I said, ?Please?why me??

Well your daddy said, ?Wait ?
You?re not ready to date, my dear.?
But then you snuck out at night
When they turned out the light, my dear.

And I said, ?Please? I?m starting to break out - I thought we could make out.?
But you said, ?Please?I?m done with your punk ass, and I?m late for my math class.?
And I said, ?Please?why me??

It?s late, I?ll wait till you call me back.
I?ll sit here by the phone and I
Will try to be as cool as I
Could hope to be.

And I said, ?Please? I?m starting to break out - I thought we could make out.?
But you said, ?Please?I?m done with your punk ass, and I?m late for my math class.?
And I said, ?Please?I?m dressed in the new trend, but you?re dating my best friend.?
And I said, ?Please?I shop at Old Navy ? will you be my baby??
And I said, ?Please?why me??

You wreck my mind?