Lyrics

Grandpa was a mean and grumpy man
He never told a joke or wasted time
on TV-shows or sports or any of that sort
Grandpa was a mean and grumpy man

Grandpa never shared a friendly word
Moaning all day long was all we heard
that prices were too high or the weather far too dry
Grandpa never shared a friendly word

But every Saturday he drowe so far away to any little town where noone knew his face
With a pocket flask with booze putting on his funtime shoes ready to unbrace

Two steps forward turn around
Grab the partner by the hand
One and two and three and four
It's grandpa on the floor

Do the same routine again
Just ignore the acin' pain
One and two and three and four
I never saw before grandpa on the floor

Grandpa was a God-fearing man
Reading in the bible all the time
about sins to avoid to keep God unannoyed
Grandpa was a God-fearing man

But every Saturday he drowe so far away to any little town where noone knew his face
With a pocket flask with booze putting on his funtime shoes ready to unbrace

Two steps forward turn around
Grab the partner by the hand
One and two and three and four
It's grandpa on the floor

Do the same routine again
Just ignore the acin' pain
One and two and three and four
I never saw before grandpa on the floor

Grumpy grandpa was soft deep innside he only needed the swung
from a country band that played that dancing tunes he knew from he was young

Two steps forward turn around
Grab the partner by the hand
One and two and three and four
It's grandpa on the floor

Do the same routine again
Just ignore the acin' pain
One and two and three and four
I never saw before grandpa on the floor