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Folk - Rock | Portland, Oregon, United States
Total Song Plays: 530   
Member Since: 2011
   Last Login: over 30 days ago

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Song Description

A song about a guy's passionate feelings upon seeing a hot chick standing on a sidewalk.

Story Behind the Song

I recorded myself in a drum practice session in 2011 where I sang some impromptu lyrics. I liked the sound and wrote some lyrics and added guitar to make a song.

Broadjam Member Reviews

in a market flooded with perfection, scientifically quantized beats and crowd sourced attitude - its really refreshing to hear something that has such an organic feel (that would be the polite way to say) a 'doesn't give a fuck Zappa-esque attitude".

    - Martin Atkins - Broadjam Pro Reviewer

Walkin' down the road,
I see you standin' there.
A hot little number.
Oh...Ugh! Ump! Oooo!

A hot little number,
little smile on your face.
Not a lot of makeup on.
Lips a little pointed in the corners.

You're cute, perky too.
I like you!


Oh come here baby.
Kiss on my face.
Lick me on my jaw.
Head up in the lace. Oh!'

'Music break.'

Oh what you eatin' baby.
It's workin' that's for sure.
A steamy little number.
Tssssst! Ouch! Ah! Ugh!

Oh should I make a pass
at this sweet little number.
Her sass will call my bluff.
I'll have to be quick.
She's lookin' my way.
Yah what you got baby?
Are you up to my stuff?
Are you gonna hold my eye - eye?

(Tension building, maybe with repeated bass drum hits)
Well there's passion in my eyes.
Passion in my kiss.
Passion in my arms.
Right up to this.

(Short, fast, great guitar lick here.)
Yah I see you standin' there baby. Ugh!

Song Length
Rock - Hard Rock, Rock - General
Tempo / Feel
Medium (111 - 130)
Lead Vocal
Male Vocal
On Cloud Nine, Engaging

Subject Matter
Attracted, Crush, Sexual Fantasy

Similar Artists
Frank Zappa, Weezer
2000 and later

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