Lyrics

Our love is an essentially abstract concept.
It's easier to feel than to explain.
But you deserve to hear my words, dear.
'Cause I love you from the bottom of my brain.
I love you from the bottom of my brain!

You stimulate the pleasure center of my mind.
I lose my appetite and sleep less and my heart rate increases.
You physiologically arouse me, baby.
Dopamine, norepinephrine, serotonin, pheromones and testosterone are chemicals my body releases.

And I would love to slip inside your...mind.
I'm short of breath, yet feel so alive.
So let's engage in physical intimacy, baby...
Because your attributes stimulate my mammalian drive.

This love of ours is intense longing.
It makes my conscious go awry.
And I know I'll never want to leave you,
Because my oxytocin levels are extremely high.
My vasopressin levels are quite high as well.

(Spoken.)
According to scientists, high levels of the chemicals oxytocin and vasopressin are said to be linked with long-term relationships. (Pause.) I just thought I'd tell you.

Your love is like amphetamines.
You fill me with intense excitement.
You meet all three criteria
Of passion, intimacy, and commite-ment!
You never boast or show off or gloat,
And you've never shoved antidepressants down your throat.

I'm never paranoid around you,
Though your old man gives me a fright.
At least there's no Oedipus complex.
So let me Freudian slip into you tonight.
Let me Freudian slip into you tonight.