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I gotta disease inside my head
all hopped up on Ritalin
the day is getting closer to the Day of the Dead
I've got a perscription for Tylonol
The CDC is tryin' to control
The new vaccine or the end of us all!

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I gotta disease I saw on TV gotta find just what ails me
Everything that flows comes outa' your nose, that's all the other proof I need
Disease of the Week!

I've got a disease again still doin' fine
I've been fine for a long long time
I'm a test subject for the flu of the swine
There are too many things that I gotta see
Those things never bothered me, it's a
Freaky new disease from another country!

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