Story Behind The Song

I made this up! Really!

Song Description

A joke-song that catches a guy cheating and trying to lie his way out of the situation by putting "spin" on the evidence at hand. Sax and steel solos and a danceable beat make for a great party song.

Lyrics

I know you see the lipstick on my face.
I know it smell like a girl's been in the place.
I know you see those glasses by the kitchen sink,
And I'm lying here naked, but it's not what you think!

I never slept with that girl,
I never slept with that girl.
Now did you really think that was something I could do, when you know how I feel about you?
I never slept with that girl!

I know you found those pictures in my drawer,
I really don't know what I was savin' 'em for.
My cousin sent 'em to me 'cause that guy looks like me,
But who those girls are is a mystery!

I never slept with that girl,
I never slept with that girl.
Now did you really think that was something I could do, when you know how I feel about you?
I never slept with that girl!

Every time I see you, it's the same old game,
"Where you been, what you been doin', and what's that hussy's name?"
I know you think I'm cheatin' but it's not what is seems,
I couldn't do that baby, not in my wildest dreams!
I never slept with that girl!

I know you found those panties in my car,
I know you found the wine and the caviar.
I tried to keep the secret, but I'm kinky late at night;
I put those panties on, then I have to have a bite!

I never slept with that girl,
I never slept with that girl.
Now did you really think that was something I could do, when you know how I feel about you?
I never slept with that girl!