Lyrics

GRANNY SONG
F
I still shop in the junior department
G
Just like I've always done
C
Still work for my money, and me and my honey
F C7
Still go out in the evening lookin' for fun.
F
But last year our little girl married,
G
And this year guess what she did!
C
How can my baby, be havin' a baby
G C
When I'm still just a kid?
CHORUS
F
She made me a granny before my time.
G
How can that be when I'm in my prime?
C
My hair's still shiny and my teeth are still mine
F
She made me a granny before my time!

Now grannies got aches and grannies got pains.
Grannies are slow when they drive
They roll down their stockin's and head for the doc,
And they're in bed by eight and they're up by five.
Each time I pass by the mirror,
I check to see who's there.
'Cause I'm more ready for rock and roll
Than I am for the rockin' chair.
CHORUS
She made me a granny before my time.
How can that be when I'm in my prime?
My knees still bend and I can see just fine.
She made me a granny before my time!

BRIDGE
Bb F
Now the little one, he's such a cutie
Bb F
All those precious little fingers and toes.
Bb F
But his mama was wearin' the booties
G C
Not so very long ago.

My honey says its only natural
He seems to take in stride
But I noticed he eats a little less for dinner
And last night he asked me if his hair had gotten thinner.
So I called up my mama to tell her..
And got no sympathy
Why should you cry? Why should you mind it?
Look what she's done to me!!!!
CHORUS 2
I'm a great- granny before my time.
But I don't care 'cause i'm in my prime.
That's how I know you're gonna be just fine.
Tho she made you a granny before your time.
Yeah, she made me a granny before my time.