A song about the hoped-for punishment for those who stole Frank's blue canoe.

A song about the hoped-for punishment for those who stole Frank's blue canoe.

They stole my canoe. I want it back.

Blue Canoe
When you have a blue canoe
there's certain things you cannot do
like store it on the banks of the Penobscot

Those Bucksport Boyz will come skulkin through
and from their slovenly point of view
remand it into their greedy little possession

Chorus

Oh send them all
to the juvenile detention hall
Punish them hard
in the prison exercise yard
brand them with
a painful prison tattoo
that ....
I stole Frank's blue canoe

Down the river they'll float and gloat
in their spankin new party boat
until they reach their final destination

In a cove by the mill
hidden up in the ferns
they'll take a stiff oak hard in the stern
and put an end to their lowly expectations

Chorus