Song Description
This hilarious after X-Mass story is sung by a truly grumpy vocalist, accompanied by a familiar sounding diminutive trio. The catchy backing includes Tuba, Banjo, and an Ocarina. But a hip 50's band delivers the bridge. The ending scene is insane!
| Song Length |
2:22 |
Genre |
Unique - Unclassified, Pop - General |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Mixed Vocals |
| Mood |
In High Spirits, Adorable |
Subject |
Silliness, Holidays |
| Language |
English |
| |
Lyrics
"JINGLE BILLS"
The holidays have come and gone, I've surely put 15 pounds on,
The money in my wallets' gone..........
So at this time of year you'll hear me say.................
Everybody wants my money (Jingle Bills, here come the bills)
You know Visa is calling, and that ain't funny (pay the bills)
I had no business playing Santa because,
I forgot about the 'over limit' penalty clause,
Everybody, everybody wants my money.
You know I bought an Iphone for old aunt Gertie (oh no)
She don't know how it works, but she sure thinks its purrty!
Well, she just might have to give it back,
I'm in bankruptcy now, (there's an app for that)
Everybody wants my money.
Oh no, another fruitcake, a Snuggy, and a Chia pet.
By the time I get off of this Return Line,
We'll be singing 'Auld Lang Syne'!
Wal-Mart called to say my checks late. (shame on you)
So I asked for a bonus from the boss that I hate! (cheap)
You know he's got deep pockets, but his arms are short,
Now you'll probably see me on the Peoples' Court.
Everybody, everybody wants my money.
G&B Ruvolo c 2009 COOLCUE Music 2:22 @ 135 BPM
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