Lyrics

Accelerator pedal is broken
And the window won't roll down
I drive the same route that I drove to work in town

Unlike this car,
I'm fully loaded
And I didn't have to buy it
I got the salesman of the month
To give me mine

But he don't know
There're two
Big reasons why
This car won't make it far
The key in the ignition
And the key danglin' to
MY car!

No salesman would give a girl
A bucket ride like this
Without figurin' to check outEvery fix!
I guess he used
The same old story
That he used
When he sold me
He told me,
"This one's a cherry
To make it fly,
Just spread your wings"

That got him
Salesman of the Month
And a young wife
Who wasn't smart
But she still figured the
Deal-breaker out:
The key in the ignition
And the key
Danglin' to my heart!

He made it out to be
The best deal on the lot
She paid cash!
Then, I found two rings
On that key ring
So, I rolled me up
Some courage
I hope he likes it
When we're smashed!

They sent him
Sunday golfin' as reward
For salesman of the month
In the meantime
I got smart enough to
Roll me up some courage
I'm goin' out to have
Some fun!

I'm sayin' Bye-bye-bye!
Bye-bye-bye!
Bye-bye-bye
Salesman of the Month!