Lyrics

When i knew you you were new to the world/ and everyone would say "god, what a beautiful girl"/ Six years now and you say you've found the one/ All i wanna know is what you see in that bum/ Cuz quite frankly i am stunned//

Please don't marry him/ you could do so much better/ Please don't marry him/ you could do so much better //

You can't afford what you're giving away/ You toss out yourself so the other can stay to sleep/ Two lonely heart beats//

24 and not a quarter of your life/ you just can't wait to be some loser's wife/ if only he weren't the most boring man i'd even met i'd praise the god that makes us love what we get/ but this is a mistake//

Please don't marry him/ you could do so much better/ Please don't marry him/ you could do so much better//

I know it's not my place to say, but you can't let your father give you away to this creep //

I'm all for pacifists/ I just don't trust a guy who never gets pissed/ I too love those inclined to give/ But what will you get from someone who's afraid to live?/ i just wanna shake his bony frame//

Please don't marry him/ you could do so much better/ Please don't marry him/ you could do so much better//

If i were you i would set him on fire to see if he's human enough to perspire/ or whether he'd just continue to watch tv/ If i were you i would poke him with tacks/ to see if he's alive enough to react/ or whether the acupressure would just put him to sleep/ with his lonely heartbeat//

Please don't marry him/ you could do so much better/ Please don't marry him/ you could do so much better//

I'm begging you don't relinquish your life to some lifeless bore who's best trait is his wife.