Lyrics

THERE'S A HANDMADE ADVERTISEMENT TAPED TO THE WINDOW
OF EVERY BUSINESS DOWN ON THE SQUARE
THE LADIES IN THE BEAUTY SHOP ARE SPREADIN' THE NEWS
THE WHOLE TOWN'S GONNA BE THERE
THIS PLACE MIGHT BE LITTLE BITTY
BUT WE CAN THROW A PARTY LIKE NEW YORK CITY
WE'LL BE ELBOW TO ELBOW WALL TO WALL
A PODUNK PALOOZA AT THE OLD DANCE HALL

WE HAVE WILLIE WE GOT GARTH
WITH MR. DANIELS ON HIS FIDDLE
TO THE HARMONIES OF TIM AND FAITH
THERE'LL BE SINGIN AND DANCING
WE'LL BE BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS
BY THE TIME DOLLY TAKES THE STAGE

WE WORK ALL WEEK JUST TO UNWIND
AND FRIEND IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT
WHEN THE WHOLE TOWN GETS TOGETHER
FOR THE PODUNK PALOOZA
AT THE DANCE HALL EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT

WILLIE MCCOY SINGS AND PICKS HIS GUITAR
HIS COUSIN GARTH SLAPS A STAND UP BASS
MR. LEROY DANIELS PLAYS A MEAN ROCKIN' FIDDLE
FOR TIM MILLER AND HIS BABY SISTER FAITH
THEN THERE'S SWEET DOLLY SNIPES
WITH HER BIG OLE BOUNCIN' PIPES
SHE ALWAYS MAKES A CURTAIN CALL
AT THE PODUNK PALOOZA DOWN AT THE OLD DANCE HALL

REPEAT CHORUS

WE GOT ALAN WE GOT HANK
AND TWO GUYS NAMED GEORGE
OUR REBA IS A SHEAR DELIGHT
IT'S A COUNTRY WHO'S WHOOZA
HERE AT THE PODUNK PALOOZA
AT THE DANCE HALL EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT

IT'S A COUNTRY WHO'S WHOOZA
HERE AT THE PODUNK PALOOZA
AT THE DANCE HALL EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT