Lyrics

Stalker

Written by: Brandi Sidoryk (a.k.a. Sidney York)

VERSE:
Three minutes have passed since I last called,
I'll dial you again just to check in,
I know that you read my emails,
I checked your account and they were in the garbage bin,
And I need to take a walk,
and clear my thoughts--
But every time I go outside I just walk straight to your house,
Dressed in passive depravity!

CHORUS:
If you asked me to I'd come for you,
I'll be waiting outside open your door
And wipe that restraining order off of your face.
It's all the same, just another game,
And if you try to cheat I'll just let it go,
It's much better than being alone...

BRIDGE:
Please don't leave me, please don't leave me,
Please don't leave me, please don't make me go away...
Please don't leave me, please don't leave me,
Pretty please, don't make me go away.

VERSE 2:
Remember the pet names you gave me,
I love when you call me "crazy whore,"
It was so sweet of you to call me back,
When you said "drop dead" you sounded so adorable,
Sorry I keyed your car,
but I couldn't find
A pen to leave you a note,
so I just scrawled,
"I love you, muffin tin!" on the driver door!

VERSE 3:
If you just hear me out, I'll make it work,
I'll come by on Friday if you're free,
I'm sorry I stood up for myself,
Next time I'll just let you yell at me,
I've already brought it up,
with that blond-haired-Jazzercising-
Monday-nights-at-the-Rex-
shops-at-Lululemon-girl,
We have an understanding!