Story Behind The Song

Every hero needs a theme song...

Lyrics

Look up there, in supersonic underwear.
He is beyond compare, he's Murgatroyd!
Be overjoyed
Evil will be destroyed
Be banished to the void
By Captain Murgatroyd
Born as a boy into the hyperspatial void,
He comes as one annointed, Murgatroyd.
Don't be annoyed - for he is self-employed.
He is no choirboy, he's Captain Murgatroyd.
Needs no steroids; his skin is steel alloy.
Evil will be destroyed by Captain Murgatroyd.
So have no fear, Captain Murgatroyd is here.
Have no fear, Captain Murgatroyd is here.
He's in the clear, attacking from the rear.
So have no fear when Captain Murgatroyd is near.
He makes no deals; no sponsors marketing his zeal.
Has nothing to conceal, not Murgatroyd!
Has fists of steel; has no Achilles' heel,
'Least not that he'll reveal - not Captain Murgatroyd!
A spinning wheel, both subtle and genteel,
His secrets ne'er unsealed, not Captain Murgatroyd.
So have no fear, Captain Murgatroyd is here.
Have no fear, Captain Murgatroyd is here.
He'll never disappear, gets younger every year!
So have no fear when Captain Murgatroyd is near.
It might be fate, but he's never been a second late.
He isn't second-rate, not Murgatroyd!
He needs no mate - his heart is lined with armor-plate.
He'd never take such bait - not Murgatroyd.
So be you gay or straight, pass the collection plate
He'll take no bargain rate, not Captain Murgatroyd.
So have no fear, Captain Murgatroyd is here.
Have no fear, Captain Murgatroyd is here.
Far or near, when you call him he will hear.
So have no fear, for Captain Murgatroyd is here.