Story Behind The Song

I was high in Amsterdam and amazed by all the beautiful girls and their bikes.

Song Description

Song about a pretty girl and her struggle to find a sympathetic ear for her cause. Being pretty isn't as easy as it looks.

Lyrics

Pretty Girl Problems:

Can't you see that you're wasting your breath.
Oh I'm pretty so just give it a rest.
I got problems that you can't understand.
My bike's got a slow leak and a stubborn kickstand.
And oh I'm a hot mess, and its time I smoke pot less.
If I wanna keep, this hour glass figure from becoming much bigger.
Oh you'll never oh never understand.
My pretty girl problems...
Oh you'll never oh never understand.

Take a good look at my green cargo pants.
My red pumas and my come hither glance.
This ain't easy, oh, its hard to maintain, and its more work that I care to explain.
If it means being thinner, if it takes skipping dinner for me to keep, this hour glass figure from becoming much bigger.
Oh you'll never oh never understand.
My pretty girl problems...
Oh you'll never oh never understand.

I can't stop thinking about me, and how its hard to be pretty.
Just shake your head and make believe, that you understand, what it means.
When I say I'm a hot mess, and its time I smoke pot less.
If I wanna keep, this hour glass figure from becoming much bigger.
Oh you'll never oh never understand.
My pretty girl problems...
Oh you'll never oh never understand.

© W. M. Murphy 2004