Hello ladies
Has anyone ever told you, "Oh don't date him. He's too young for you. You'll look like his mom?"
Well, I'm telling you...
Men have been doing it for years
Now it's our turn
What's good for the gander
What's good for the goose
Is good for the gander
We're looking for a younger guy
They're so appealing
That's just our feeling
When we're with a younger guy
They're our natural high, high, high
So if your older than we sir
Don't even try
We're not into that older man controling thing
The woman should have the upper-hand
A younger man
Makes us feel so neat
Ooh, they don't skip a be be beat
We're into kissing a younger man
As long as he's sweet
And A Vegan
That's kissing
Kissing only
Shame on you for trying to take advantage of an older women
So delighting
Electrifying
So tantalizing
Mmm
We have a preference
That we can't deny
When all's said and done
We like younger guys
Some don't think we're very sober
To be
A female cradle robber
Oh, you'll be 18 in 4 1/2 minutes
Queen B, this one's for you
So delighting
Electrifying
So tantalizing
Mmm
We have a preference
That we can't deny
When all's said and done
We like younger guys
Some don't think we're very kosher
To be
A female cradle robber
We look good for our age don't we?
That's 'cause all you love muffins keep us looking so young
Oh, it's just one big cougar club in here
Why officer!
We had no idea they were that young!
Geez! Even we the cradle robbers have some standards.
By the way, before you arrest us
Could you just tell us how old you are?
Perfect!
Oh, gentle with the handcuffs.
We're not into that.
Oh Madonna, Cher, Demi Moore!
You ladies have the right idea
But Anna Nicole Smith
89 Girlfriend?
What were you thinking!?!
So delighting
Electrifying
So tantalizing
Mmm
We have a preference
That we can't deny
When all's said and done
We like younger guys
Some don't think it's very kosher
to be
a cradle robber
Of the female kind
And Older men
We have nothing against you...
As long as you're with an older woman
Come on ladies
Get their emails
And let's dance!
So delighting
Electrifying
So tantalizing
Mmm
We have a preference
That we can't deny
When all's said and done
We like younger guys
Some don't think we're very sober
(hiccup)
To be
A female cradle robber
(Bark)
(Meow)
End all wars
And bring home the cubs
Peace