Story Behind The Song
We watched a lot of TV when I was younger so this was the result.
Song Description
What a non-working, smoking stoner would see on the TV between Judge Judy and Jerry Springer - Ambulance Chaser commercials.
| Song Length |
2:55 |
Genre |
Rock - Punk, Rock - Hard Rock |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Charming, Composed |
Subject |
Lawyer |
| Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
Watchin the afternoon tube...
lookin for things I'd rather do
A lawyer gives me a gret idea
Heh why don't I...sue
In his cheap commercial with a hand held cam
he sits down in his...swivel chair
"Have you had an accident or have you been hurt...
Has someone threatened you?
With an unpeeled banana
and some krazy glue..."
Some Krazy glue
I'll be your attorney
I'll represent you
I'm your Ambulance chaser
I do what's best for me & you
I'll take 40% of your overall claim
make up a store that will ensure all of your pay
Have you had an auto accident?
Don't worry we'll add all the dents
And the sufferin...& pain
We have the best rates
$1000 per day
Don't stop and think
Act now for God's sake
I'll be your attorney
I'll represent you
I'm your Ambulance chaser
I do what's best for me & you
Copyright@2008 by Rick Cox
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